I just saw my favorite movie for the second time. If anybody cares to listen it's called Troll 2. If you haven't seen it, for god sake run to Wall Mart and jump into the bargain bin! This movie sucks so much that it made my life complete!

Here's the formula for the movie:

Terrible Actors + Bad Costumes +Two days of shooting it=Funniest thing you'll ever see.

It's about an annoying kid named Joshua who talks in a voice that makes me want to tear his lungs out. He's always sweating and looks like he suffers from some kind of syndrome. Than, there's his sister Holly. She's a gigantic bitch who I actually thought was a shemale. She uses her boyfriend Elliot as an emotional punching bag, and is mad at him for spending too much time with his heterosexual friends Arnold, Drew, and Brent. Finally, there's the parents Diane and Michael. Not much to say about Michael since he basically sleeps through the whole movie. Diane is a terrible mother that would put Brittany Spears to shame.

The family decides to go to a town called, "Nilbog". (It's Goblin spelled backwards! Holy shi-) They are greeted by a family who toss Joshua a baseball that says, "Eat up before we eat you". Is sum ppls gunna die?

From there, it turns into an acid trip. It's a good trip though. The town folks are actually goblins who use the food in Nilbog to turn people into vegetable mush and make them edible. Goblins are vegitarians and spit at the mention of meat.

Holly's boyfriend Elliot (and his "buddies") show up. There's a two second scene when Elliot and all of his pals are all seen sleeping together, but I'm not going to get into that. His friends are all killed in goofy ways.

Arnold is turned into a tree. No joke. An overacted goblin she-bitch witch waters him and calls him, "her little flower". When he tries to escape, she cuts his, "hot dog with mustard please", off with a chainsaw.

I don't remember what happened to Drew. All these kids were just cannon fodder from the moment the movie started anyway.

Brent drowns in popcorn. Evil Nilbog popcorn to be exact.

Soon, the family battles for their lives. Goblins jump out of the shadows and threaten to, "get them". The goblins are all killed when, (you're not going to believe this) Joshua bites into a double-decker bolonga sandwich! The act of eating meat kills the goblins.

When they get home the mother is eaten. Joshua screams. Guess it's over.

Best movie ever.